Positions Vacant : Social Media Manager, QANTAS

by Tim

A spot just became available on our Marketing team.

(Now, we’re a little under fire at the moment, so only apply if you’ve got a thick skin.)

That said, the job is a great opportunity if you’re seeking free air travel benefits.

(Although we can’t promise that your flight will run on time, if at all.)

But look, if you can see your way past these two issues, then you’re staring down the barrel of a plum job in the brave new world of big brands and social media.

The winning applicant’s KPI is simple … Just don’t make things any worse than they are. Maintain the status quo and the bonuses will come flooding in.

If you manage to build community spirit, arrest the tail spin our brand is in or Heaven forbid, gain us some positive press coverage then all the better. You’ll have a job for life.

To apply, simply tweet a link to this blog post with the hashtag #QantasLuxury.


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